complaint form for disgruntled fans

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Terri1957
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complaint form for disgruntled fans

Post by Terri1957 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:23 pm

Nikk Pilato posted this at that other place but it was funny enough for here too, Kudos Nikk!:

Part I. Choose Post Title:

A. Whatever happened to HONOR | TRADITION | LOYALTY | CORPS NAME HERE ?

B. Kiss my SUPPORT | FANNY | DOLLARS goodbye!!!

C. [INSERT CORPS NAME] S*CKS!!!

D. [INSERT CORPS] should be beating [INSERT CORPS]

E. Ham sandwich ($1 to Lee)


Part II. Choose opening line:

A. I'm really freaking sick of [INSERT THING THAT YOU ARE SICK OF HERE]

B. Back in MY day, drum corps was about [INSERT THING THAT DRUM CORPS WAS ABOUT]

C. I just heard that [INSERT THING THAT YOU JUST HEARD HERE]

Part III. Free entry. Be creative.

Part IV. Closing Statement

A. I may not know art, but I know what I like!
B. It isn't drum corps anymore, it's marching band!
C. The [ JUDGING | SYSTEM | POLITICS | [INSERT CORPS NAME]] stinks this year!!!
D. What we need is more [HAM | MARCHING TIMPANI | RUDIMENTAL DRUMMING | DANCING | ELECTRONICS | SNIPERS ] !

I hereby forfeit all copyright to the above letter and put it into the Public Domain for continued use by those that just feel like they HAVE to tell us how they are no longer going to support the activity.......







......even though they keep coming around year after year, and visit the board daily, and essentially are some of the biggest drum corps fans around.


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Nikk Pilato
Phantom Regiment 1991-1994
Conductor 1994

www.nikknakks.net

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PS. I hope I'm sitting next to "Lancerlady" at finals. OH God would that be fun!

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